i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
